The Regency Romance novel brought us to tears...of laughter

729 and I have a habit of reading the backs of cheesy romance novels aloud to each other at the desk, and we stumbled across the granddady. I highlighted all my favorite parts in bold. So here it is, in all its puppy-dog-eyed glory:

"Beauty and the Brawn"

"Truman Fleming has spent enough days wearing a suit--and enough nights on the arm of silly socialites--to last a lifetime. After all, he has better things to do with his hands than push pencils and spend the family fortune, so he straps on a toolbelt and decides to live the simple life. But things definitely get complicated when he runs smack into lady lawyer Marcy Paglinowski.

"Together, they rescue a terrified puppy...and soon the sparks that fly ignite more than just their sympathy.

"Marcy's strived hard to become a lawyer, and the last thing she needs is a workin' man--even one like Truman--who's got biceps and triceps galore... [Rooster says: "I didn't know you could have more than just two..."]

"No, she's determined to find a reliable guy with a steady paycheck and a four-door vehicle, and Truman, no matter how sexy he looks in tight, dusty jeans and a T-shirt, isn't for her...or is he?"

After we had wiped the tears of mirth off our faces, we decided to bring you the back of this cheesy novel...because a cheesier novel-back won't come around again in your lifetime...or will it???