An Outlook story.

Once upon a time, there were a bunch of Security guards who forgot to do the hourly gate counts on West for days and days at a time.

Then one day, someone figured out that if Outlook was left open, it was like an alarm clock on the computer. With Outlook's magical powers, the Security guards would never again forget to scribble down the confusing numbers in the boxes marked P and A.

In the end, LAO realized that no patrons came in in the dead of night and on Saturday mornings, so they shortened nights at the HBLL and trimmed down on weekend shifts, causing much joy and happiness to the Security guards...all because they remembered to take the hourly gate counts.

The End.