Late night hallucinations

It was a late, late night in the HBLL when all of the sudden, in came dancing a banana. Then came another banana, followed by two gorillas, whooping and hollering like they were doing something really stupid. As Rooster said, "Do you have a license to be gay?"

So I blew the whistle on this late-night freshman revelry, and the HBLL was restored to peace and quiet.

The End.

~L'Afro, the War Walrus ("With my mighty gorilla in hand I will gay you all...")

P.S. This really happened, to all of you who don't believe me...(Dan)