A Blast from the Past!

2004-09-29

Top 10 Most Overused Words at BYU

10. Heck
9. "Honor Code"
8. Cool
7. Engaged
6. Married
5. Fetch (or some derivative therefrom)
4. Prideful
3. "Sweet Spirit"
2. Awesome
1. NCMO
Honorable Mention: Random (thanks for pointing that out, Laulau)

Next week's entry: The MLB Season in review and a postseason preview (and congrats to Ichiro).

2004-09-22

It doesn't mean you love each other less

People please, for the love of pete, just break hands when walking through the 3M's. To the guy: Dude, don't subject your poor short girlfriend to standing on her tiptoes just to hold your hand over the 3M. To the girl: Don't think that somehow he likes you less now and is gonna go after your best friend just because he wasn't holding your hand 24/7. And to both of you: It just looks stupid.

(Now watch I bet I'll become one of those people and be forced to eat my words...the irony)

Blue Blizazers Get Chicks

Word, Former 786. Life at Library Security never gets more silky and smooth than one's Blue Blazer which, my friend, is friggin silky and filthy smooth. That's why I was so confused when I first donned my Blue Blazer at the beginning of the semester. Sure, it had retained its silky-muh-smoothness and, apart from a little cinnamony overflow from the bathroom, still exuded manly musk. Yet something was different, indeed, nigh unto awry. Halfway through my rove I finally realized what was going on. Turns out 718 and two patrons had buttoned themselves up inside my Blue Blazer along with me. Seriously, chicks dig the things.

2004-10-13

the Bluecoats

Saurus and the former 786 have summed it up perfectly: chicks love the blue blazers. I once heard someone refer to the library security guards as the sex symbol of BYU - can i say sex symbol at byu? Anyways, there have been numerous requests for a library security calendar - I think we should look into this - can't you all just see Scott on the cover lookin all bad - those things would sell faster than the "fire crowton" t-shirts. But, yes, Chicks love the blue blazer and its freakin smooth to ask out the ladies with it on. word. Blue blazers are part of the "skills" - girls only want boyfriends with good skills.

Jamba Juice Makes People Stupid

I have recently been informed that there is a conspiracy in which Jamba Juice is acctually responcible for stupidity. I recieved the lowdown from Cal Ripkin Jr. in a dream I had after eating a chicken taco I found at the back of my friends refrigetator. Of course I told Cal exactly what I am about to tell you..."duh." Of course it does. Just look at the number of people who walk into the library with a tall glass of the stuff wrapped in their hands. They forget to read the "NO FOOD" signs and even refuse to heed the common sence of just not having food in a library. The next point is that more and more people continually ask if they return books at the dest. Well I guess the black and white signs reading "Return Books Here" might be too small. Or perhaps a better explanation is that Jamba Juice is making them too stupid to read!

Though, other than testimony from Cal I really don't have any proof. However, I would like to consider a fly (just bare with me). I like to think of a fly as a pretty stupid creature. Heck anything that would get itself stuck in fly-tape has to be! Now a fly and a stupid person has a lot in common. For example they both like Jamba Juice, and the list goes on and on...

So what do I suggest we do...heck if I know, Cal didn't tell me anything about that. So I guess I better go get something to eat before my test... I wonder if Jamba Juice is open.