New Policy
Effective January 11, 2006:
All security guards who wish to carry a flashlight must undergo basic flashlight training academy, which includes, but is not limited to, having a flashlight shined directly into their eyes.
Promulgated and enacted this 11th Day of January, 2006.
Aspiring lead officer 739.
posted by hub huxtable @ 4:33:00 PM
6 Comments:
Don't forget, all the new people only have to get it shone in ONE EYE!!!
I resent that.
Resent? Or rePREsent?
Not only that, but I heard the flashlight beam is 30% weaker, and with less photons.
Poor little things. :(
You don't have to do anything except stay white and die. However, if I was a patron in desperate need of a flashlight (and a security guard trained in using it), I would hope I could come to you without hesitation.
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