Elections

What with all the talk of campus elections this week, and after reviewing the cadidates' platforms, I got to thinking.... and I realized that I should have ran for BYUSA President! I thought I would share my platform with you guys to see if you would have voted for me.

"When I'm elected President of BYUSA I will...."

1) Impose a checkout limit of 1 oddly shaped, oversized juvenile book per student per semester.

2) Install more hidden cameras in the library....mwahaha

3) Get more channels and Tivo for the TV by the employee entrance.

4) Give candy bars out for not correctly guessing the scores of BYU sporting events, and bring donuts on unbirthdays

5) Come up with a way to lightly shock people that walk through the 3M's without rememembering to pass their ILL books around or people that force the dock entrance open...and leave it open (that might deserve a bigger shock)

--and of course, a few things that are completely out of my circle of influence...

6) Cafe Rio in the Cougareat

7) More space in between the seats in the MARB and small JSB classrooms, likewise with any other classroom you find on campus with inadequate legroom.

8) More beef

9) More dates...hot ones

10) Less snow

So, vote 709 for BYUSA President next year, I'll make all your wildest dreams come true...