Wanna kill some time?

Here are some more interesting/weird/entertaining news stories to keep you company:

Mike Tyson wanna-be - Which story do you, the reader, believe?

Straight from a horror movie - The last paragraph made me laugh in horror.

Napoleon Dynamite's new favorite animal? - Bred for it's skills in aquatic magic.

Or maybe these are all entertaining to me because I didn't get much sleep last night (that was a shout out for you, 729).