Now That's a Fun Call

Just Rovin' along mindin' my own business when I noticed that I couldn't find the library resident homeless guy. I left him in the reading room on the third floor but, after checking up on his whereabouts he was gone. So I go on a search and after looking behind every book I decided to check the mens bathroom on the third floor. I open the door and staring me in the face is an advertisment for a bronco posted right over the sign that tells patrons about the wonderful rule of no posting advertisments in the bathrooms.

Now I know what you are thinking....who the heck would buy a bronco...you spend $5,000 getting it and three times that much keeping it running for the first year.

Well anyway I removed the advertisment and called the number...here is how it went:

ME: Is this (name of the person selling, we'll call him Bevis)?
BEVIS: Yea this is him.
ME: I saw that you are selling your Bronco.
BEVIS: Yea, yea...
ME: I saw the advertisment in the bathroom at the library...
BEVIS: Yea thats it...
ME: Well this is library security and we would like it if you didn't do that again...
BEVIS: Yea...um...ok........
ME: Thanks a lot (hang up)

Now I bet he'll think twice before he does that again...that's what I call a fun phone call.