Dave Reid is friggin' hilarious

It must have been the pizza.

After a clandestine Pizza Pipeline run tonight, Dave Reid waxed hilarious. You know those people who trip over the top step? Over a large pepperoni-pinapple pizza and tricky sticks in the control room, Dave told a story to end all stories.

So he has some friend who was a chemical engineer. This guy is booking it up the steps of the Clyde Building one day, trips and falls.

But, this wasn't your normal "eat-crap" episode. This guy had his hands shoved in his pockets, and he was launched SIDEWAYS into the hallway. The human projectile, his hands still in his pockets when he ate it.

I laughed until my sides hurt, and I'm still laughing as I type this. It's that joke that keeps on giving.

...I guess you had to be there.