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2005-01-31

Final Huzzah from the Food Czar

As all good things come to an end, my reign as Food Czar is in its final stretch. As many know I have provided you with a fair amount of goodies in the locker room. From which many of you have been able to partake with a contribution to the almighty snack jar. But alas, funds continue to drop and though many ask for things like Hot Chocolate those same people seemed to have changed thier minds. So 748 and myself have decided to go to the limited goodies and thuse maybe none at all. There are no promises made at this point.

Yet I for one am pleased that the very officer who lost most of his money to start this wonderful service up hasn't come breaking our thumbs asking for reimbursement. But over all, as this sad chapter in our lives begins I do want to say that its been fun.

Its been fun listening to some peoples incessant whining over not having what they want or when they want it, as if my lot in life was to please them and nobody else, as if my dedication to my school work, church calling, job or wife ran second to their need for food when it was them that didn't plan enough ahead to bring a lunch or that they thought I wouldn't do something like write an insanely long sentence just to complain about them in writing, which I have been known to do in the past and shouldn't be a suprize to anyone who knows the Food Czar.

But I have done things for you like bring hot chocolate into the snack area, something many of you asked for yet of which nobody partook. Or spelling Czra with a "cz" as requested when even though seven years of studying russian taught me that it should be spelled with a "ts." So...O.K. I really didn't do that much for you but I wanted to ramble a little bit longer since this is most likely the last time I will address you as the tyrant Food Czar. So for now....HUZZAH!!
I'm outta here.

3 Comments:

At 11:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shut up...

 
At 12:26 PM, Blogger Mr. T said...

Im wondering why people sign themselves "Anonymous." Is it because they fear what may happen if we all knew who you are? I for one follow the ideas of one of the great founding fathers John Adams who felt that "one must state their opinion and defend is with boldness." You should never be afraid of what you have to say, and if youare maybe you should re-evaluate why you are saying it. And if you do wish to remain anonymous please do yourself the justice of making up a name like Alexander Hamilton, James Madison and John Jay did when writing the Federalist Letters. At least then we can know that you are creative.

 
At 4:01 PM, Blogger The Former 786 said...

Anonymous posters are chickens.

-Anonymous

 

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