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2006-09-09

Lame Date ideas

As I sit here on the West Island this lonely Saturday night, I can't help but notice the suprisingly large volume of couples that have come in, and continue to pour into the library. Have I not dated enough recently to realize that making your date watch you do your homework is a highly effective way to get girls? I'm thinking about going back to the drawing board with my dating tactics; erasing all my previous ideas involving activities such as frisbee golf, bowling, playing at the park, etc., and replacing them with more mundane tasks like doing my laundry, making deposits at the bank (that one would be a really special date because it doesn't happen very often), and possibly cleaning out my trunk. So if anyone else has any great date ideas like these, I'd love to hear them- all these nerds are making me jealous.

7 Comments:

At 12:17 AM, Blogger Rooster Cogburn said...

I'm glad you brought this up.

My dream date is having a girl trim my toe nails, while I play World of WarCraft.

And, while we're being totally honest, I really have always wanted to propose to my girlfriend while I am watching the 10 o'clock news in my skinnys.

Kinda makes you want to cry doesn't it.

 
At 10:30 AM, Blogger The Former 786 said...

I'm a StarCraft man myself. And it does make me cry, Brak, it does make me cry.

Here's the thing about "studying" in the library, though. . .as a security officer, we know which study rooms don't have windows and aren't patrolled very often. Eh? Eh? ;) Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge.

 
At 12:35 PM, Blogger LJ said...

Lamest date idea so far is gluing a quarter to the floor and watching people try to pick it up...for THREE HOURS! AAGA!

That, and anything llama-related is right out. Eh? Eh? Know what I mean?

 
At 5:01 PM, Blogger Rooster Cogburn said...

Say No More!

 
At 8:48 AM, Blogger The Former 786 said...

Rooster! You KNOW that reference?

-The Former 786

P.S. Or were you just saying "Say no more"?

 
At 9:36 PM, Blogger Rooster Cogburn said...

Woah! What are you trying to say? Is it that surprising? Or that you can know mine, but I can't know yours?

 
At 9:48 AM, Blogger hub huxtable said...

All I can say is that if I ever went on a date that had something to do with a llama, that date would rule. At least it's original! Trifalga and playing duck duck goose has been done one too many times.

 

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