Cologne threat
I guess it's about time I put the smack down on everyone else (the former 786 has already been warned).
I received a free bottle of cologne the other day that smells terrible. I have access to terrible smelling perfume as well. Let this be a warning to all that I have no problem pouring said cologne/perfume on any one of you if you get out of line. I'm talking about an entire bottle. This is serious folks.
When I arrive on the 17th, I will be placing one bottle of cologne and one bottle of perfume in my locker. Most patrons (and Jeff) will be exempt, but I will have no problem with pouring these sweet liquids on fussy/rude persons (of any gender, race, or age) as well.
posted by hub huxtable @ 5:55:00 PM
4 Comments:
Bring it on!! I DARE you to pour your stinky cologne all over me!
I don't even know you and I'm not scared of you! HA! Just try to do your worst, you pansy!!
Oh, and this isn't actually The Former 786. I'm using The Former 786's account (without his knowledge or approval in any way) because I don't have one of my own. But my name is Kurt Madsen and my number is 715.
I'LL SEE YOU IN THE ATRIUM!! >:|
First of all 715 if you want an account you can just ask me and you can get one. You have apparently failed to read the fine print at the top of this blog.
Finally, I know very well that I will not get a bottle poured on me because if there is one person who agrees with me as much as myself its Hub. Good to have you back old friend!
Yeah, Hub, it's good to have you back, old fiend.
Thanks. It's good to be back.
I have a funny feeling that the Former really wrote that message instead of 715. In that case, he WAS out of line and will thus be sprayed with the cologne.
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