A real-life conversation
Scene: L'Afro at West on the phone with Rooster, who is in Control.
L'Afro: Blah blah Sixth Sense blah blah Signs.
Rooster: No way. Blah blah blah Signs blah blah awesome.
Former 786: [makes some unintelligible high-pitched, whiny noise.]
[Uncomfortable pause.]
L'Afro: Umm, what's up with Former?
Rooster: I don't know, but he's putting on lipstick right now, and I'm getting really concerned.
THE END.
posted by LJ @ 5:30:00 PM
7 Comments:
Ok,
a) You were discussing Signs, not the Sixth Sense.
b)I was quoting lines the whole time you were talking (and doing a book mutilation case, I might add) and you happened to hear me doing a child's voice. I was doing the part when they're watching the Brazillian newscast and the little kid is saying "Esta na garagem! Behind!"
c)Your posts can't be taken seriously anymore because you're a statist and you put a blanket statement over all "Utah Drivers."
Former, that hurts.
*sniffling*
...but I am still curious why Rooster said you were putting on lipstick. Would you care to tell us why?
Why *sigh*
do people [rolls shoulders in a clockwise rotation] put fillers
*blows nose* in their dang [eats alligator jaw] posts [while cackling]?
I feel *shivers* like I'm reading *itches elbow* a dang [takes sip of drink] play or something.
Hub, you are a funny, funny guy. Thank you for the compliment of my playwriting skills.
Thank you. [bows, then throws a rose]
Rooster said I was "putting on lipstick" because he was projecting his own desires into his perception of me. That and he hates his mother. *stares into the distance with a straight face*
*doubles over in a silent spasm of laughter*
Well, I bet you would have paid good money to see Rooster come slinking in last night in semi-drag.
Yeah, you heard me right--Rooster wore makeup last night! Seems like things have come full circle here, eh?
It was my evil twin.
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