Holy Orson Scott Card, Batman!

Never before has a riot nigh broken out in the library! Folks lined up for yards around! Mayhem and nerd sweat all around!
Due to a 'communication discrepancy' scores of super-dedicated nerdly types showed up at 0700 to get tickets for the Orson Scott Card lecture. They are a remarkably well-behaved people. There were about 20 people in line from 0700 to 0800, then the line spurted to about 60 people. All sorts of angered peoples would come strolling down the stairs beginning at 0800 thinking that that's when the tickets would be given out, only to find that had they bothered to read the posters rather than newsnet, the website, and the Daily Universe, they would have known that it began at 0900. Because there was a man in position of authority (me) there, those angered peoples came to me asking where they could lodge a complaint. Because I didn't know/care, I just directed them to BYUSA. Hahahahahahaha! I'll update this later when I get back to the control room.