"Although I may appear to be harmless...

...I've been trained in the ancient martial arts of the Orient." (The Phone Call)

And I'm going to bust my mad martial arts skills on those who have stolen all the black Velcro belts out of the control room.

~L'Afro, the Ninja

Holy Crap!!!

I have been unable to delete all of these anonymous comments, so I set it so only members of our blog can comment right now. We will see how this works for a while. If there are any problems let me know.

Ahem. . .Saurus and Mr T.?

15 hours!! In your face!!! Oh ye, of little faith.

(And that's with a lunch stop, a dinner stop, and a few gas stops. . .and a grocery store)

Boo-yah!

Dog Ugly!

From time to time I'll find something on the web that I feel is worthy of the West Desk blog.

This is one of those times.

Check out this Ugly Dog!

And here's the story about it. Hope you weren't hungry.

Have a nice day.

YE BE WARNED!!!!!

To all of those annonymous freaks who plan on soliciting, quoting out of context, or just plain jerk around...I WILL DELETE YOU ALL!!!!!

HA HA...HA HA HA......HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!

A joke you can stomach

I just wanted to share a funny story that happened the other day. I'm currently doing an internship in the Kane County Attorney's office in Kanab, UT. I was sitting in court listening to testimony from a cop about a drug case. The cop was talking about an interview he had with the defendant. Here's the conversation:

Defense attorney: So Officer _________, why did you only record half of the drug interview?
Officer: I actually only realized a few days ago that the interview was recorded. I don't remember recording the interview at all.
Defense attorney: So how did the interview get recorded?
Officer: I'm not sure, but I can only speculate. Would you like me to speculate on that?
Defense attorney: Yes please.
Officer: The recording device hooks on my belt below the stomach. My only guess is that my stomach somehow turned on the recording device.
Defense attorney: No further questions, your honor.
Judge: Would the State like to redirect? (prosecutor)
Prosecutor: Yes, your honor. I just had one question for the officer. Officer _______, are you suggesting that it was your GUT REACTION that started that recording device?
Defense attorney: Objection, your honor. That was a really bad joke.
Judge: Sustained