Doug (739) Must Stay
I'm not sure how many of you are aware of the tragedy that is rapidly approaching, but our beloved 739 is planning on going to SUU. Which in my mind, is a terrible disgrace. I thought that maybe we as a security crew could try and convince Doug to stay by coming up with some reasons why we need him here/why we'd miss him/why Provo is better than Cedar/lists of hot girls that aren't in Cedar, etc. So I figure I'd start off the list....
1) He would miss me sooooo much that he'd probably cry himself to sleep every night
2) Chexits ain't gonna check themselves
3) Who's going to date the retarded quadripeds? (however you spell that)
4) I would miss him soooooo much I'd cry myself to sleep every night
5) EFY girls (you know you love em....)
6) Women's conference women...
So, feel free to add to this list. I'm sure we can convince him to stay!!
posted by Kristovski @ 4:18:00 PM
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